He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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