Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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