I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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