I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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