I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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