Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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