After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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