they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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