All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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