I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
The cops high fived after they tackled you
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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