yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
do herpes really smell.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Randomize