I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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