I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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