btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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