i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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