READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We don't watch enough power rangers
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Randomize
