And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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