garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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