also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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