I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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