What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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