love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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