Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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