yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I want to be your penis for a week.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Randomize
