He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Come on in and take your pants off
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