Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Everything about him screamed your future.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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