Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize