I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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