I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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