That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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