didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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