i don't like sucking hair
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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