Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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