okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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