Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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