It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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