I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Randomize