Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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