Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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