dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
they're like a gay fantastic four
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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