escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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