Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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