i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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