I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
