I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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