I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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