What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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