I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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