therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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