If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
as a side note pls kill me
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