at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
