They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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