margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I wish you could order shots online.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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